What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 07:34

A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
Goldfinger
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Live and Let Die
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.